Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm both gender and math confused
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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