When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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