I'm eating all of the evidence.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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