Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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