? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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