I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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