turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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