And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My feet surprised me
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