Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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