Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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