if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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