Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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