check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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