we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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