I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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