Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
After tacos, we're chasing women.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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