I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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