Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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