i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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