You made me cry and you don't even care
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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