He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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