i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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