i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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