he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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