i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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