Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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