Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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