I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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