It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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