That's intense
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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