Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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