So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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