we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
They took my balls.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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