the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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