you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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