According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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