May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Help. Why am I so naked?
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