just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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