it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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