if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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