I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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