Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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