Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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