My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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