so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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