I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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