My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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