do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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