If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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