found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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