i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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