she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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