it wasn't lemon gatorade
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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