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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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