Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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