We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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