I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Pooping to opera.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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